* please note: this letter was received by Tree Stump...over by fogshall hallar...we thought you might find it interesting...

Your  Swampy Government Cares!        "Always Caring About You "

Dear Tree Stump:

In response to your complaint:  I understand you are feeling somewhat "shortened" but please understand we all have to give a "little" And some "just a little more" then others.

I understand you feel "short changed"  Why didn't lovely oak or graceful Maple Tree give up more...so you would have to give up less....

Well the "short' version of our reasoning is as follows:  They are "Bigger the you", "Taller then you, and much prettier the you!"

So the "long and short " of it is: "Hey Stump" to bad-but someone has to take the cut...is it our fault it always seems to be the little guy?"

Best Regards,     Woody the Ant    "Please Remember: We Always Caring About You"

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